And I just remembered that I haven't written a damn blog in like a month and a half
So. Here I am.
Lets get to it
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First of All.
I would like to say Rest in Peace Leslie Nielson
I would like to say Rest in Peace Leslie Nielson
The world is a little less funny without you now.
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THOR
(in theaters May 6,2011)
Has officially released a trailer
Making Hal Jordan, look like he got jumped by Microsoft Paint.
Ha ha ha, good thing it wasn't yellow paint.
Damn you Frank Miller!
Now to get that bad memory of All star Batman and Robin out of my head..
I recently saw:
The Fighter
I went into the movie hoping to just see this:
Mark Wahlberg and his Funky bunch, getting a whoop-fer.
And I did see that.. Oh believe me. I saw that.
But the movie was also genuinely good.
Every Performance was amazing.
The film is about a small time fighter named Micky and his dysfunctional family
And his struggle to make it to the big leagues of the Boxing world.
Christian Bale, the king of weight loss and gain
(Bale in The Machinst, The Fighter, Batman Begins)
Plays his crack addicted brother
And I'll tell ya what. If I didn't know any better
I'd believe my beloved Dark knight, was sucking on some mean streets
in order to get his hands on some crack in real life.
And his struggle to make it to the big leagues of the Boxing world.
Christian Bale, the king of weight loss and gain
(Bale in The Machinst, The Fighter, Batman Begins)
Plays his crack addicted brother
And I'll tell ya what. If I didn't know any better
I'd believe my beloved Dark knight, was sucking on some mean streets
in order to get his hands on some crack in real life.
he was that believable!
It's even got Amy Adam's slugging a broad in a boston accent!
Disney Princess my arse.
The fighter has heart, tears, laughter and marky mark.
That's what everyone needs. Except Donnie Wahlberg.
He needs to get ready to go on tour with nkotb,
and stop tweeting all the god damn time.
That's what everyone needs. Except Donnie Wahlberg.
He needs to get ready to go on tour with nkotb,
and stop tweeting all the god damn time.
In other news its...
TRAILER TIME:
TRAILER TIME:
I recently saw this trailer for a movie called:
If that header doesn't scare the shit out of you. I don't know what does.
Though the font looks alot like the font for TRUEBLOOD...
But I digress..
But I digress..
The movie stars Saoirse Ronan
Who plays a complete bad ass.
She is one of the world's deadliest weapons.
And she hasn't even hit puberty yet.
Her father is basically teaches her moves fit for the CIA
And lets her wreak hell on Cate Blanchett's character and friends.
It looks like a blasty blast!
Nothing like kids kicking ass , to make my ovaries stop working!
(click here for HANNA trailer)
She is one of the world's deadliest weapons.
And she hasn't even hit puberty yet.
Her father is basically teaches her moves fit for the CIA
And lets her wreak hell on Cate Blanchett's character and friends.
It looks like a blasty blast!
Nothing like kids kicking ass , to make my ovaries stop working!
(click here for HANNA trailer)
Also the new trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN 4 is out
You can be sure that both Kiera Knightly and Orlando Bloom are no where to be found
In this film.
But if you didnt get enough Penelope Cruz Johnny Depp action in the movie
"BLOW"
In this film.
But if you didnt get enough Penelope Cruz Johnny Depp action in the movie
"BLOW"
Prepare for a less coked out version of them in this film!
More makeup. More accents. Less Cocaine.
It is a disney film for god sakes. Not studio 54.
It is a disney film for god sakes. Not studio 54.
Speaking of Johnny Depp
Tim Burton's Butt buddy is the main voice actor in the animated film
"Rango"
Johnny depp is the voice of a chameleon in the Wild West.
Who is quite the coward, and is forced to protect a town.
Who is quite the coward, and is forced to protect a town.
The all star cast includes: Ned Beatty, Abigail Breslin and Isla Fisher.
I personally met Rango. He challenged me to a "Cactus off"
He won.. And then I killed him.
Recently I fell in love with a show called
METALOCALYPSE
METALOCALYPSE
Which plays on Adult Swim.
Never has a group of drug and alcohol abusing death metal band
Warmed its way into my heart.
Never has a group of drug and alcohol abusing death metal band
Warmed its way into my heart.
Currently Season 3 of Metalocalypse is available on DVD and blu-ray.
The Blu-ray, features over one hour of bonus material.
The Blu-ray, features over one hour of bonus material.
While watching the show. I came to the conclusion
That certain members of Dethklok look like certain people...
For example:
That certain members of Dethklok look like certain people...
For example:
Skwisgaar Swigelf looks like Alexander Skarsgard
Nathan Explosion looks like Andrew WK
Pickles looks like Axl Rose
Toki Looks like Caleb Followill of Kings of leon
And last but not least, William Murderface looks exactly like Randal Tex Cobb
You may ask yourself: Carmen, why do you have so much time on your hands?
My answer: Because, I am having trouble learning how to knit.
My answer: Because, I am having trouble learning how to knit.
I leave you with this one tip:
READ: WOLVERINE GOES TO HELL
Jesus Christ, wrong wolverine
There we go.
I haven't actually had fun reading a Wolverine title in a while.
But there is nothing like seeing Logan's soul in purgatory, to cheer one's day up!
I haven't actually had fun reading a Wolverine title in a while.
But there is nothing like seeing Logan's soul in purgatory, to cheer one's day up!
Goodnight!
-Carmen
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