THE JERSEY SHORE IS BACK!!
Thats right you fist pumping maniacs!
your favorite italian's ( not really italian) from the jersey shore are back on MTV!
During the first season we learned great catch phrases like:
GTL: the guido creed, gym, tan and laundry
Smush: a slang term for sexual intercourse.. one of which i still dont understand
GRENADE: a term used for ugly girls that wingmen must distract while their friends creep out on their hotter counterpart
We can expect nothing but :
1.Snookie eating pickles and making that creepy laugh
2.J Woww beating the shit out of everyone
3.Pauly D and the situation creeping out on women
4.Snookie getting punched, and J Woww continuing to beat the shit out of everyone
5.And ronnie and Sam getting it on.. juicehead style.
Thank you jersey shore cast, without you..
America wouldn't be America
The land where italian american stereotypes rule the land
Goodfellas, and godfather couldn't have done it without you.
Mtv has a new show out this summer called:
If you really knew me
The premise of the show goes as this:
A school full of hateful little highschool students sit in a cafeteria
And say for an example "If you really knew me you'd know i cut myself"
Blah blah blah, everyone cries. And people start becoming friends with eachother.
Jocks like nerds, people stop shoving people into lockers.
I'm just going to throw this out here.
"If you really knew me" is like a shitty version of The breakfast club
Less 80's montages, and there is no inspirational notes written to the principals.
But if you love self loathing and tears, this is the show for you!
I recently saw the movie Inception
Christopher Nolan, you have fucking blown my mind.
The amazing anti-gravity scene, heart stopping slow motion shots
Perfect score, and beautiful cinematography.
There hasn't been a film i have seen in theaters
That i honestly almost had an ulcer from anxiety.
The casting was amazing. And I have never seen or heard so many people in the theater say:
"What the fuck" in unison, after a movie was done.
Thank you christopher nolan for saving Cinema.
You are a true hero.
And I'm batman.
I'm not sure if you heard about this yet but
Edward Norton is getting replaced as the Hulk, in the new Avenger's movie
Bruce Banner will be played by none other than..
Mark Ruffalo! 
We will all try and forget your performance as the hulk..
Don't give us those puppy eyes.
Eric Bana you were in star trek!
Oh wait, no one recognized you with all the makeup on?..
Well it could be worse.. You could have been in daredevil. There we go. Cheer up kid.
Speaking of Cheer up, Coming in November we get to see this gorgeous face on tv again!
Our beloved Coco hits the air in November on TBS, following Lopez tonight.
You're almost home coco, but november is so far.
But to tie is over, in October comes...
THE WALKING DEAD 
During Comic Con the trailer for Robert Kirkman's brainchild came out.
And if you'd like to see the leaked trailer follow this link, before it gets taken off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBiI6YRfWIY
Unless the shakey steady cam view of the Hall H trailer was mean't to leak on purpose.
Either way. View this trailer! Watch it 11 times! We did at Comic Book Ink!
Our eyes bled with happiness and horror!
With that I leave you kids until next time!
Keep on trucking... you fist pumping champs!
Or.. mel gibson will get you.
May this picture haunt you like it does, his ex wife. Who needs to "die, but blow him first"
Bye kids!
- Carmen
